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Jan 19, 2022
Jan 19, 2022
1hr 3 min
In today's show, Jess brings more reviews from the land where everything is BIG, and we remind ourselves why people LIKE Chilis?!
Also, the rough cut of this ep was like 2 hours total. Getting it down to our usual hour+ was some kind of miracle.
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Jan 12, 2022
Jan 12, 2022
1hr 1 min
Today we provide savory and delicious content for a wildly underserved market, with reviews for squirrels, liver, and accent chairs. You're welcome!
Alternate titles for today's show include:
Papadam?
Papadam?
Papadam?
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Jan 5, 2022
Jan 5, 2022
58 min
In today's show, Jess introduces the nightmarish Wheel of Wheels, we eat schnitzeled poultry at the Chicken Guy, and we go on a magical Food Network journey. The Food Network synergy was completely unintentional.
This, our funniest episode in a while, is under an hour! I genuinely don't know how we did it, given... all of it.
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Dec 29, 2021
Dec 29, 2021
1hr 2 min
My favorite hyperpop album.
In today's show, Jess reads reviews for restaurants in North Dakota (???) and I bring a new recurring topic for the good times and the bad.
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Dec 22, 2021
Dec 22, 2021
1hr 4 min
in today's holiday special, we're enjoying some very old pork in our favorite little book nook. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ We're traveling in Tennessee. Please please drink heavily on our behalf.

Dec 15, 2021
Dec 15, 2021
1hr 3 min
Hey folks! Sheesh! This one's got "Let's Talk about Slacks, Baby!" and some reviews for naughty ornaments.
Okay!? Jeeze!
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Dec 8, 2021
Dec 8, 2021
1hr 1 min
In today's show, Jess brings a pretentious palate of brews, we read reviews for a vegan cheese shop, and Jess declares that it is, indeed, time to eat out.
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Dec 1, 2021
Dec 1, 2021
1hr 3 min
In today's very tense episode, we talk post-punk, post-WWII architecture, and TGI Fridays. We've also got reviews for hot dogs.
This episode is brought to you by sick days. SICK DAYS. It feels good when you do it, except when it doesn't anymore.
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Nov 24, 2021
Nov 24, 2021
1hr 2 min
Happy 2nd Halloween everyone! We're not done being spooky yet, and Jess has proven that by resurrecting the dead! (Allrecipes, that is).
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Nov 17, 2021
Nov 17, 2021
1hr 7 min
In today's jumbo-sized episode (we tried y'all), we celebrate all things infrastructure with reviews for Fort Lauderdale and Miami, as well as Central Maine Power. We also lose our fucking minds a little.
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.
