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Nov 10, 2021
Nov 10, 2021
1hr 5 min
In today's cursed program, rich people waste even more money, I get sweaty at the TGI Fridays, and Jess plays Burger, Braise, Best Friend with her favorite woodland critters.
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Nov 3, 2021
Nov 3, 2021
58 min
Today's wordy title is brought to you by anecdotes, olives, and surprise recurring segments.
This one had a 48-hour turnaround and is so, so good ya'll. Happy 169th!
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Oct 27, 2021
Oct 27, 2021
1hr 2 min
Our episodes are getting darker, same as the days and life itself.
Nah, jk, it's just a Spooktober special! Lol. Haha
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Oct 20, 2021
Oct 20, 2021
1hr 4 min
In today's show, Jess does a Talk Shit, Bring Your Own Drag, and I bring reviews for raw cookie dough shops.
It's a spooky raw foods special, whether dough© like it or not!
Also, Community Night tomorrow! Twitch.tv/criticeveryone, 7:00 PST.
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Oct 13, 2021
Oct 13, 2021
1hr 1 min
In today's show, we again take a deep, nasty dive into Chipotle's wikipedia page, and Jess finds a new reason to loathe Trader Joe's.
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Oct 6, 2021
Oct 6, 2021
1hr 5 min
In today's show, we ring in the 12 weeks of Christmas, Jess takes us to the worst neighborhood on Earth, and I bring reviews for White Stuff™.
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Sep 29, 2021
Sep 29, 2021
1hr 8 min
In today's show, we look at reviews for Oceana Grill, a New Orleans restaurant that sued Kitchen Nightmares twice (and won). Meanwhile, we head back to the book nook, because we should and we're supposed to.
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Sep 22, 2021
Sep 22, 2021
1hr 3 min
In today's show, J-bones debuts a sci-fi serial for no clear reason, and Jess debuts a recurring pants segment for *all* of the reasons.
We haven't skipped a week in 3 years and we're STILL TAKING CREATIVE RISKS?! POR QUOI?!
Community night this Friday @ 7:00 PST! Join us if you're bored! Twitch.tv/criticeveryone
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.

Sep 15, 2021
Sep 15, 2021
58 min
In today's show, we explore the *wild* reviews for the roadside attraction that inspired Gravity Falls, and we also play a few *thrilling* rounds of Whale Spotting!
Also, the next Community Night is Friday the 24th! For those who mind such things.
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.

Sep 8, 2021
Sep 8, 2021
1hr 6 min
In today's part one of yet another double record, we look at reviews for virtual game credits and Ree Drummond's goopy oatmeal bars.
How are you folks hangin' in there? Doin' okay? Hope so.
In today's show, we read reviews for a toy *everybody* forgot, and we take a magical trip to the Enchanted Forest, Oregon.
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.
