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Aug 24, 2022
Aug 24, 2022
1hr 1 min
We're back! In today's show, we dive deep into Sonic the Hedgehog lore, and I mistakenly call Cream's friend "Cookies." Her friend isn't Cookies. Her friend is Cheese. Cream and Cheese.
Sorry, Sega. Fuck.
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Aug 10, 2022
Aug 10, 2022
1hr 10 sec
Alternate titles include: The Episode that Almost Wasn't, The Episode that Almost Wasn't... wait, that's it. I thought I had more.
Today we've got reviews for a masturbation-themed pub in Wilsonville, Oregon AND daddy-themed foods from the Allest of AllRecipes. Unbelievable.
We're likely skipping next week's upload (for the first time ever) so that we can get an episode ahead. Stay hydrated and we'll see you in two weeks!
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Aug 3, 2022
Aug 3, 2022
1hr 2 min
In today's show, we finally do reviews for Hickory Farms meat and cheese boxes. I honestly wish we did an exclusively Hickory Farms podcast.
I don't even remember what the rest of the show was about.
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Jul 27, 2022
Jul 27, 2022
1hr 48 sec
Today's title is a bit of merciless SEO. But we didn't stop at nuts! This episode also has fried chicken and karaoke.
Talk about a *banger*.
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Jul 20, 2022
Jul 20, 2022
1hr 3 min
In today's show, Stacy (finally) leaves the room, Jess arrogantly couches herself on our tongues, and Jacqueline learns about effervescence.
I thought I was bringing fire with shrimp reviews, but I didn't know I was up against a grad student.
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Jul 13, 2022
Jul 13, 2022
1hr 1 min
In today's show, Jess tries to keep things light with reviews for Winn-Dixie the Dog, but fails when faced with a five pound burger and a fried chicken on a spoon.
We're really killin' it on this track.
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Jul 6, 2022
Jul 6, 2022
55 min
In today's show, Jess begins a 4 part epic through the lore of Winn Dixie, and we take a very patriotic trip to Bonanza, Oregon (honk, honk).
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Jun 29, 2022
Jun 29, 2022
1hr 5 min
In today's show, Daddy Bezos gives our DVDs the plastic coffins they need, and we once again explore the horrifying ball pit that is Chipotle.
WE LOVE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU ARE OOOOOOKAY.
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Jun 22, 2022
Jun 22, 2022
1hr 5 sec
In today's show, Jess hurts herself, a puppy ruins a Trader Joe's, and a dictionary flattens the elderly.
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Jun 15, 2022
Jun 15, 2022
1hr 5 min
In today's show, I bring us a new world of sushi on Amazon, and Jess takes Guy Fieri's hideous red car for a spin.
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