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Jan 11, 2023
Jan 11, 2023
1hr 7 min
I have no idea how to describe today's disasterthon, but it does have very big dinos. Every other part of it will, frankly, haunt me.
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Jan 4, 2023
Jan 4, 2023
1hr 7 sec
In today's show, Jess comes for the hetero, and I attempt the impossible reviews topic.
Or as Cormac McCarthy would say in his seminal coming-of-something novel Suttree:
"Somebody has been fuckin my watermelons."
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Dec 28, 2022
Dec 28, 2022
1hr 4 min
Fears: conquered. Sin: vanquished. Olive Garden: every single weeknight.
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Dec 21, 2022
Dec 21, 2022
1hr 2 min
In today's show, we bare our souls for Christmas.
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Dec 14, 2022
Dec 14, 2022
1hr 5 min
Today's show is brought to you by apologies. Apologies! Let someone else do the hard part.
It also features reviews for Oprah's favorite things and prank kits. <3
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Dec 7, 2022
Dec 7, 2022
1hr 1 min
In today's show, I introduce everyone to my best friend Canthony, we drink lots of CBD, and Jess eats a tum.
We also read reviews for Folgers K-cups and robot dogs. It's honestly a pretty good one? We've got apologies in the next episode.
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Nov 30, 2022
Nov 30, 2022
1hr 4 min
Today's hyphenated title brought to you by autocorrect. Autocorrect! It'll really do ya dirty.
Also, Jess revisits fan-favorite segment I Went to Grad School, and it nearly kills me.
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Nov 23, 2022
Nov 23, 2022
59 min
In today's preview of the next Lorde LP, one host comes down with a cold so bad that, while editing the episode, that host felt vicariously ill all over again.
We also look at the IMDB Parent's Guide for Planet Earth.
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Nov 15, 2022
Nov 15, 2022
1hr 5 min
So quick fact check: Impossible uses heme, and Beyond uses peas. Thus, peas and heme have never truly met in America's many meat departments.
But they have met in our hearts.
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Nov 8, 2022
Nov 8, 2022
1hr 5 min
In today's episode, we kick off Beach Week with a bodacious bang, Jess visits the island of misfit attractions, and we learn that it's NOT jaywalking if you steal first.
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