Everyone's A Critic

Ep. 22: Just the Tops

Well folks, we talked about the podcast a lot yesterday. Did a bit of editing. Never once realized we missed our upload. 

On today's episode, Jess finally talks some serious shop. Like, some seriously serious shop, with the Baker's Edge Brownie Pan. Because who doesn't want a little more edge these days?

Also, we politely request our money back money back money back money back ribs.

And only at two minutes over. Damn it.

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

 

Ep 21: Get Down with the Richness

Look, we recorded this one around Christmas, so today's episode has a certain theme to it. A certain sort of motif. And we're not saying it's "eat the rich." That's not the theme. We're definitely not landing on that one. Boot the rich? Now THERE'S a theme.

Besides, who has time to hate on rich folks when we're too busy grilling indoors, storing change in our water bottles, and doing puzzles that our just for boys. Certainly not us.

And all at 1hr 6min too. It's a Christmas ... what's the opposite of a miracle? Shitshow? That one.

Music used in this episode includes:

Alpharetta insert: Appalachian Coal Mines - Mid-Air Machine

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

 

Ep. 20: Subway or the Highway

In today's episode, we return to the Belligerent Bibliophobe's Book Nook for a wide-eyed look at some children's classics. After all, how could anyone be upset with Brown Bear, Brown Bear? It's just a picture book about a bear, for shit's sake. I mean, seriously, if we can take a moment. How.

Also, we journey to Surprise, Arizona for a surprise trip to the Surprise Subway. I bet nobody saw that coming. 

And all at a sensual 55 minutes! We did it!

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

 

 

 

Ep 19: John's Pretty Okay Salad Bar Company

Don't you hate it when you buy your soap in bulk from the CostCo, and you scrubadubdub all the soap away and now you've just got this big box and you're like, what am I gonna do with this big soap box?

Anyway, I passed a pizza and games chain and it made me ranty. In other news, Jess brings the funny with her reviews for frito pie (with Wolf Brand Chili) and LaCroix (sp?).

 

And at a stodgy, shitty 5 minutes over. I blame capitalism.

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Ep 18: Infrastructure Shminfrastructure

In today's episode, we find out how shallow the Yelp rabbit hole gets. We also talk about more creative uses for nuts, a brashly named barbecue joint, and Sally's unwanted thoughts on said 'Q. 

It's a short one folks. 53 minutes. I can't fucking believe it. 

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

 

 

 

Ep 17: The Hautest of Dawgs

You thought you'd had enough dogs. But AllRecipes' appetite for dogs can never be sated. Its ambivalent eye always forever roams the horizon, seeking new ways to devour some emulsified pork.  

On a happier note, Jess talks sweet tea, the South's love of sugar, and deodorants full of plant stuff. Classic.

And at a satisfying 56 minutes, no less! 

 

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Ep 16: Vegetarian Thankstaking

Today, on this humble November 28th, we give thanks (and take thanks) for all the vegetarian burger crumbles we received this year. We turned em into stews and loaves, cakes and stirfries. Just a little dry Boca, rubbed between your dry, dry hands. Hmm.

Also, I take us on a grand ol' journey to Grand Island, Nebraska, where the grass is green and the water slides are pretty. Plus we have a special announcement from an ol' friend of the show.

And only at a golly-gee 62 minutes! Rats!

Music used in this episode includes:

Presidential Announcement: US Coast Guard Band - You're a Grand Old Flag 

https://www.loc.gov/item/ihas.100010450/

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Ep 15: Milkadamia R Us

So when I decided to explore reviews for homeopathic remedies, I thought I was truly sourcing the wackiest, wildest reviews available to humankind. I was wrong. Turns out, it's the macadamia milk community that really hangs out on the fringe, waiting for the next Apocalypse and not vaccinating their kids. Go figure.

This week, Jess explores alternative milkicine, while I form another raiding party and assail the Amazon Pantry (beverages edition).

And our macadamia madness drove us 2 minutes over! Balls!

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Ep 14: The Belligerent Bibliophobe's Book Nook

Well friends, our last episode only got half the downloads as usual. Our team of data analysts tells us that sex apparently doesn't sell with ya'll, so we've changed course and brought you the least sexy topic around: classic books, and the people who hate them. Also, I take us on an ill-fated trip to Gatlinburg, for which we will definitely be sued for slander if we ever become a popular podcast.

And all at an oh-so-platonic 56 minutes!

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

 

 

 

Ep 13: Sex, Maine

In today's episode, we talk crystals, healing, and healing crystals. We also discuss the delirium of buying coffee at the Airport and the diners in Maine who just want some chips n' salsa for once in their lives, please. But  mostly, it's all about them shiny little love bugs. 

But despite all the power emanating from these jagged gems, we still went 2 mins and 30 seconds over! Ass!

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain