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Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
On this the day, the day of our Podcast's christening, we celebrate with some fresh guitar playing, a truly non-sense intro, a weirdly echoey mic, E=MC Cracker, a mysterious phone-call, Yuengling's dirty secrets, and the opening of Al Capone's secret vault IN THAT ORDER.
We worked hard researching for this big special, and in the end, it was a messy and problematic one to pull together. But we did our best, and ya'll are the best, and we can't wait to bring you another beautiful year of idiophones, bibliophobes, and Yelp elite users.
If you're enjoying the show, please consider sharing it with your friends! If you have no friends, help us build our internet cred instead:
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Ya'll I can't wait to produce some more goddamn social-media CONTENT for you and my two-weeks notice is almost up and being able to breathe again is going to be fun, novel adventure for me.
Wednesday Jul 31, 2019
Wednesday Jul 31, 2019
Today's episode features an unspooled Mr. Fantastic, onion-free tomato sauces, quesadilla tummy sickness, and 5lbs of ground meat. Jess drags out an old, fan-favorite segment, and I return to an almost certainly over-done segment. No, not the Subway one. The other one.
We love our little podcast family, but we'd like to see it become a not-so-little podcast family. If you're enjoying the show, please consider sharing it with your friends! If you have no friends, help us build our internet cred instead:
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We've got some Best Of's and other content headed to our Facebook as soon as I have any spare seconds, I swear. My day job's days are literally numbered.
Wednesday Jul 24, 2019
Wednesday Jul 24, 2019
We weren't going to make our 50th episode a big celebration. 50 means NOTHING. Then the Cats trailer came out, friends. The Cat trailer came to us all in the night.
Also in today's episode, Jess talks Teddy Bears, interrogates me on my childhood stuffed animals, and reveals a dark secret about her younger brother. Later, I take us back to Where the Wild Things Are ... Caged.
We want this podcast to find more folks who could use it. If you're enjoying the show, please consider sharing it with your friends! If you have no friends, help us build our internet cred instead:
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We've got some Best Of's and other content headed to our Facebook as soon as I have any spare seconds, I promise. My day job can bite a big one.
Wednesday Jul 17, 2019
Wednesday Jul 17, 2019
In today's troubled episode, Bob Vila attempts to sabotage the show by building an entire house right above our recording space. But even the Vila-man himself can't ruin our big-time Listener Special! For this one, we've got reviews for rude restaurants and communion wafers.
We want this podcast to find more folks who could use it. If you're enjoying the show, please consider sharing it with your friends! If you have no friends, help us build our internet cred instead:
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We've got some Best Of's and other content headed to our Facebook as soon as I have any spare seconds, I promise.
Wednesday Jul 10, 2019
Wednesday Jul 10, 2019
In today's episode, we're bringing that good sickness energy your way, as well as all the audio woes that come with it. Jess takes us on a world-class vitabinge of Amazon's best supplements, while Jonathan gets down with some dippables.
We want this podcast to find more folks who could use it. If you're enjoying the show, please consider sharing it with your friends! If you have no friends, help us build our internet cred instead:
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Wednesday Jul 03, 2019
Wednesday Jul 03, 2019
Folks, recording this one was a real adventure. But we got through it with our Pizza Dinks intact.
In today's big 4th of July Blast-Off, Jess talks birthday cakes, and Jonathan gets hot with the dogs.
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Wednesday Jun 26, 2019
Wednesday Jun 26, 2019
In today's episode, Jonathan sings out of key, Jess gives a mountain 3 stars, and the neighbors throw a noisy pool party.
If you're enjoying the show, do us a favor and don't keep it secret. Let someone know! Especially if they're a celebrity.
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Wednesday Jun 19, 2019
Wednesday Jun 19, 2019
We all know folks in the service industry work entirely too hard. But when you're the sole cockswain on the sinking ship that is the Manhattan Transit Authority, you become a legend: Ericka, patron of tubes, keeper of metro cards, slayer of delays. We all love Ericka.
Also in today's episode, Jess tackles what it means to be chicken soup, and how you can too.
We now have a Facebook group! Find us at Everyone's a Critic with Jess and Jonathan. It's the one with the lemon.
Wednesday Jun 12, 2019
Wednesday Jun 12, 2019
In today's episode, Jess ushers in a bacon-wave of the future, while Jonathan takes the family out for SoCal's finest quesadilla salads.
It's the only way we know to say thanks to all of our new listeners. We hope you stay tuned for many a bacon-wave to come.
Music used in this episode includes:
'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris
Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights
And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain
Wednesday Jun 05, 2019
Wednesday Jun 05, 2019
This week, we're rolling out the red carpet for some new listeners and announcing the Month of Only Good Intros! Only the toppest-tier intros for your ears, comin' at you hot n' ready like a Little Ceasars Impossible Pizza.
Also in today's episode, Jess drags us by the nose back to the Belligerent Bibliophobe's Book Nook, while Jonathan gets dangerous with some medieval weaponry.
Music used in this episode includes:
'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris
Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights
And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain