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Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Look, we've knocked vegans and vegan recipes in the past for no good reason. I feel bad about that. Veganism is choice as hell, and I'M glad for it. Jess might have her own vicious opinions about missing "binders" in pancake batter, but who needs those?! You've got each other, and me, because I like you.
On the plus side, my segment knocks Jess on her ass way harder than I expected. Real heavy content warning on this ep; lotsa salty language bein' used in the Bay.
Folks, we'd love to keep this thing growing, and word of mouth is the only game in town right now. If you can, please tell a friend or loved one about the show!
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Everything is totally cool, ya'll.
Wednesday Oct 09, 2019
Wednesday Oct 09, 2019
ATTENTION HEADPHONE USERS: We're trying to make our podcast as loud other podcasts, so episodes going forward will be louder than normal. If you or a loved one has listened to this podcast with headphones and experienced ear damage, call the law offices of J. R. R. & Tolkien. We can get you the sweet, sweet cheddar you deserve.
In today's episode, I reveal the awful show I've been watching lately and base an entire segment on it, while Jess takes us to the Parent's Guide on IMDB, where all the totally stable folks go. Times are very tense right now, and you can't blame us for being a totally incomprehensible mess. I won't allow it.
Folks, we'd love to keep this thing growing, and word of mouth is the only game in town right now. If you can, please tell a friend or loved one about the show!
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I'm working on a super-secret project that has me listening quite a lot to our back-catalog, and sorry about that time I implied that it's bad to ever feed hotdogs to kids. It's totes fine.
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Well friends, we may be witnessing a generation's worth of downward spiraling, but even THAT will not stop us from uploading our weekly crapshoot. That being said, we feel rather chuffed with this top-tier episode.
Today, Jess talks kitschy box signs and the weird-ass things they say, while Jonathan introduces us to the one-and-only Casa Bonita, and the weird-ass things people say about it.
Folks, we'd love to keep this thing growing, and word of mouth is the only game in town right now. If you can, please tell a friend or loved one about the show!
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I'm working on a super-secret project that has me listening quite a lot to our back-catalog. Sorry for all the weird things I've said.
Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
In today's episode, Jess takes us back to our most soul-draining segment, and I storm the Amazon Pantry with a really questionable agenda. Also, I make some fun Amy Klobuchar jokes in this one, and they are VERY fun, but now is maybe not the best time to be crackin' like any jokes about any dems? So like I get that, trust me, and I AM sorry... but she does also throw things at her staff, so...
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Big shout-out to Kevan for the hilarious Pacific Ocean reviews? Been crackin' me up all morning.
Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
It's 2019, and it's been our time of need for a good 3 years now. We need a carbo-loaded hero, full of greasy mozzarella, who can hoist our broken selves back onto our feet. Therefore, where in the FUCK is Pizzalord?!
In today's calorie-dense episode, Jess takes us to Pizzalord's favorite Canadian jail hostel, while I explore all the ways AllRecipes users are making a mockery of the good PB.
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Also, I have a job interview today! Tight!
Wednesday Sep 11, 2019
Wednesday Sep 11, 2019
In today's Spooktember Special, Jonathan tells tales of terrifying tours, while Jess reads reviews for the lord's one true slaw.
We may or may not be losing our shit a little bit.
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Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing... there was Ikea. In today's episode, Jess realigns our molecules until we're ever-so out-of-phase. Meanwhile, I explore reviews for Rollercoaster Tycoon's mobile mistakes and become pretty emotional.
A normal episode, then.
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Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
In today's toasty episode, Jess reacts LIVE to the crimes of the hotdog toaster. You won't get uncut emotions like this on any other podcast. Except for Beautiful Anonymous, needless to say. Later, Jess then drags us back, VERY MUCH kicking and screaming, to the Grosser Green Grocer.
Also, for today's episode, I'm experimenting with skipping the noise reduction that I usually run on our audio. This means more background hiss, but hopefully more natural-sounding voices. Please do me a favor, and let me know what you think:
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Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Listeners, the Month of Only Good Challenges HAS BEGUN. And while I didn't say it in the episode, because I forgot, you are all encouraged to participate, just like in Blues Clues. Do my challenges, do your own challenges, whatever works! Just keep us posted on Twitter (@CriticEveryone).
There's also an ep in there somewhere, a real back-to-school special, filled with all of your favorite, high-sodium treats.
(For future me, and nobody else, this one's got Play Doh and salt lamps).
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I should have a list of eps to recommend to friends by Friday.
Wednesday Aug 14, 2019
Wednesday Aug 14, 2019
In today's episode, I take us on a trip to a listener's home town, and Jess brings us the big news from the down under. This one's got big dudes, bigger bananas, a ski resort called Pine Knob, and a little dollop of Cat's Content, just for good luck.
The audio quality on this one is a bit of a wild ride, especially in the first half. I huff into my mic a fair amount, which I know bothers some folks like myself. BUT I think I fixed most of it for our next ep? It's impossible to say.
We love our little podcast family, but we'd like to see it become a not-so-little podcast family. If you're enjoying the show, please consider sharing it with your friends! If you have no friends, help us build our internet cred instead:
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Folks, the bombers have been called, the marks have been decided, and more social media CONTENT is screaming your way, guaranteed. As soon as I finish this game of Civ.