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Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
It's December 25th, and you know we're bringing our twisted brand of Adult Swim humor to the joys of the holidays. Jess takes us on another tour of the Pious Parent's Museum of Moving Pictures, and I, y'know, do some holiday stuff. We think the world of ya'll, and we hope you've found some warmth and happiness, whatever that may be.
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We're seeing Cats the Movie Musical soon. We will have some thoughts. They may wind up in an audio format.
Wednesday Dec 18, 2019
Wednesday Dec 18, 2019
Look, I'm not going to mince hairs are about this one. Book Nook, Gordon Ramsey, Candidate Dinos: All in one. You lookin' for trouble? We got trouble. We got that just-now-shipping-our-Christmas-gifts trouble.
Hey if you're enjoying the show, please tell a friend! We're a great listen for travelin' folks.
Otherwise, JOIN THE CONVERSATION (about peach stuff)! Jonathan tries to be relatively active with folks on Twitter, and Jess is talkin' to fans on the Facebook:
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Our next episode goes up on actual Christmas, which is hilarious.
Wednesday Dec 11, 2019
Wednesday Dec 11, 2019
This may be our worst title to date, but like the heat death of the universe, it felt like an entropic necessity, a supermassive gravity. Kinda like the gravity of a thick-ass peach, you might say.
In today's episode, Jess reads some reviews for fake chip recipes, while Jonathan takes us on another craveable trip across America.
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Our next episode is 1 hr and 20 min minutes long, and I'm unconvinced that it'll edit down very well. So, get pumped?
Wednesday Dec 04, 2019
Wednesday Dec 04, 2019
Heeey folks! It's our 69th episode! Nice.
In this one Jonathan explores some of the less savory items you can purchase on Amazon and have delivered right to your door. Jess takes a more innocent approach by checking in with what local teens might purchase at a shopping mall. Because local teens are into glassware and novelty talking buttons. Kids these days!
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Wednesday Nov 27, 2019
Wednesday Nov 27, 2019
In today's bird-centric episode, Jess reminds us all of the true meaning of Thanksgiving: mercilessly dunking strangers on the Food Network website. Meanwhile, I introduce A Tale of Two Turkeys, a story as old as time of conflict and tension between the have meats, and the have not meats.
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Next episode is #69, ya'll. Get pumped.
Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
All I want to do is talk about how strange today's episode is, but I can't honestly say it's much stranger than usual. So here's today's totally on-par episode, where Jess, during her reviews for airport Starbucks, somehow confirms that she did NOT "gig" the frogs. Also, I get a bit personal and talk haircuts.
We want to get our show into more drums, and for just pennies a day, you can make that happen by simply telling a friend. Word of mouth, friends.
Otherwise, check us out on the internet! We love to get reviews from fans. I try to be relatively active with folks on Twitter, and Jess is talkin' to fans on Facebook:
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I wish we had HBO; this Watchmen show seems like a real hootenanny eh?
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Today, good friends, we return to a particularly Belligerent Bibliophobe's Book Nook. And sure, Jonathan also takes us through reviews for some more mobile adaptations of classic PC games, but let's be real. We're all here for that tasty Nook, even if it gets a little Paula Dean Ravine at times.
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Wednesday Nov 06, 2019
Wednesday Nov 06, 2019
This episode contains lengthy discussions about panties, the dreaded 't' in 'panties', and the thermodynamics of putting panties in a cannon. NONE of this was our idea. Instead, please send your complaints straight to the mayor of Chicken, Alaska, who, if we're being realistic, is probably a moose.
Meanwhile, Jess reminds us all that snake oil is alive and well. Especially on Amazon.com, where rules are for the weak.
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I've recently graduated from Kitchen Nightmares to Hotel Hell and I think I need an intervention.
Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Prepare thineselves, steel thine nerves, gird thine irons, for the spookiest, the creepiest, the most horrible reviews to ever be heard by mortal ears! Beeradvocate turbo dorks! Sandra Lee's twisted creations! Annoying thundertubes! Wow!
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WOAH WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU!
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
We haven't heard from the Fresh Prince of Subway in a long time, and for good reason. He said some real weird shit on Twitter. But his German cousin, the Duchess of Dunkin' is way cooler, and so is Yelp's translation engine.
Meanwhile, Jess ensures that we ONCE AGAIN parody the VERY well-known NPR show On Being with Krista Tippett. It's a joke that totally isn't for me personally. You're all in on the bit. Right? Please clap.
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Sometimes when I'm anxious, I just sit and play with our slide whistle. Highly recommended.