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May 31, 2023
May 31, 2023
1hr 2 min
That face when the highlight reel of your life is cringy AF, am I right? No? Just me?
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May 24, 2023
May 24, 2023
1hr 1 min
OOOOOOH MAN. AAAAAAAH yiss. Giant sticky hands.
Also in today's show, we look at tips for making chalupas, listener Chris kills it, and we give away 50 free trials of MAX. Just MAX.
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May 17, 2023
May 17, 2023
1hr 5 min
Did you know hot tub boats are a thing?
Yep, that's all I've got.
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May 10, 2023
May 10, 2023
1hr 33 sec
We've got a fantastic listener special for ya' today, with reviews from the Ikea cafeteria and the billigerent, anti-suffrage book nook.
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Cube Steaks with Frog69

May 2, 2023
May 2, 2023
1hr 3 min
Today's episode is *littered* with inaccuracies. To be clear, the Juicy Salif is not poison when you juice on it. The instructions say it tastes bad when you juice on it. Aluminum being bad for you is somewhat debunked.
But at least when we lie, it's about juicers.
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Apr 25, 2023
Apr 25, 2023
1hr 3 min
Alternate titles for today's show:
"Totally Fucked"
Tin Can Puller
Appropriately Domestic
Mold on the Cobwebs
Chickums
Upturned Meatshield
Surrounded by Grease
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.

Apr 19, 2023
Apr 19, 2023
1hr 5 min
Also in today's episode, we explore a business that sells "urban camping" as a good thing.
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https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.

Apr 11, 2023
Apr 11, 2023
1hr 1 min
I don't know what to say anymore.
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https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9
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Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/
I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.
Cube Steaks with Frog69

Apr 5, 2023
Apr 5, 2023
1hr 2 min
In today's show, we study the mythos of a truly obnoxious megastructure. We also look at reviews for a big cross.
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.

Mar 29, 2023
Mar 29, 2023
59 min
Alternate titles for today's episode include:
Tina Trashass
Meow Meow
Eating and Play
I. Have. A. Allergy.
Riddled in Allergy Sauce
Cheetah Girls Crashed My Phone
Negation of All Human Kindness
It's Women's History Month (FFS)
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.
