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Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Basically, trying to record across town every Sunday at 11 AM was too ambitious. There, I said it. 11 AM across town every Sunday was a real push and a shove, and has created a decidedly f*ck-heavy episode.
We do have that good Nook for you though, and I hope it brightens your morning some regardless.
Thank you again to XRAY.FM for allowing us to use their recording space. We've already not made it in for the next episode due to aforementioned concerns, but hey, two in a row is... not bad?
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Things remain generally afoot and mildly exciting, but again, 11 AM.
Wednesday Feb 19, 2020
Wednesday Feb 19, 2020
Hi everybody I'm Georgia P. Duck and TODAY's episode sure is a hoot n' a holler. We got snacks for grandmas. We got burgers for grandpas. We got a big top. We got a juggler. We got ten TONS of stolen Ben n Jerry's just WAITIN' for a buyer!
I'm Georgia P. Duck and there are 14 like new Toy-otas on the lot right now. Come on down and listen to these engines purr!
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Exciting things are afoot, friends. Potentially. Or maybe not. We can never say for sure, and isn't that just the best!
Wednesday Feb 12, 2020
Wednesday Feb 12, 2020
Y'know, I think Jess's topic says it all: pirate-themed miniature golf courses. I mean, come on. There just isn't anyone else on the internet churning out this kind of top-tier content. Plus, as a bonus, you also get a vegetarian prattling on about hotdog accessories.
WHAT MORE COULD WE POSSIBLY OFFER BUT OUR VERY SOULS THEMSELVES.
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We recorded our next episode in a proper studio, so get pumped. (Though we have no clue yet how it turned out. So actually, reserve pump for now.)
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
TONIGHT, on Kitchen Nightmares! Gordon Ramsay heads to Southern California, where he meets two brothers who can't STAND to be around each other, and a wife, no one can stand to be around!
More importantly, Jess has reviews for America's corniest roadside attractions, and she FINALLY gets to talk Trek. Time for you to do what no Starfleet Captain ever could: buckle up.
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I love winter but I'm 29 and at a point where I love tomatoes more, so let's maybe hurry this shit along.
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
Today's episode features a brand new, very fun intro segment that I think will only get better with repeat visits. The rest of the ep is classic us. We got Yamazon. We got haircuts. We got anxiety, ennui, and unnerving audio mishaps. And, in the final minutes, we have the saddest and strangest of candles. These days, can you ask for anything else?
Yes. I mean, irrelevant now, but just as a reminder. We gotta make demands, y'know.
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Cook Serve Delicious! 3?! is coming out sooner than I thought, and my whole morning has been improved as a result.
Wednesday Jan 22, 2020
Wednesday Jan 22, 2020
The daily nutritional values on this episode are frankly pretty abhorrent. The FDA may have to come down and regulate this one. Some day. Once they figure out the whole ketchup = vegetables thing that Reagan done did.
Until then, Jess has reviews for everyone's favorite greasy meal, and I do a town named after everyone's favorite kind of carb. Real two for one big egg, today.
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I would kill to eat some eggs benny right now. In bed. Not even sitting up. Just sort of nibblin' at it from the pillow.
Wednesday Jan 15, 2020
Wednesday Jan 15, 2020
In this one, I struggle with sickness, Jess struggles with life, and our apartment struggles with electricity. If you're a new listener, Ep 74 was pretty dope. Like not top 10, but close. Maybe start there?
For the rest of you, this one's got some hot Go Yelp It on a Mountain action, and I bring a whole new segment about capitalism. It's only my 5th or 6th one.
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I want to watch a celery eating competition.
Wednesday Jan 08, 2020
Wednesday Jan 08, 2020
That's right, I did Chili's again. And I feel very defensive about it for no good reason. Don't even look at me right now. Just say I did good.
Meanwhile, Jess brings some deliciously privileged reviews for the JFK Center and Wolf Trap, and one totally fine review about cornhole.
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Can I take a NyQuil at 7 AM? Is that cool? Cool, I will then.
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
We originally wanted to title this episode "Take No Threats as Bluffs." It's 2020 ya'll, and this time, everyone means it, every time.
In today's episode, Jess takes us on another super-sized roadtrip Down Under, while I get the new year started with some all new bits.
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Happy New Year, friends. Let's get 'em where it hurts this time.
Thursday Dec 26, 2019
Thursday Dec 26, 2019
*SPOILER AHEAD*
Well friends, we watched Cats the Movie Musical, and we just had to rush home and give you some sick Cats the Movie Musical content. Our friend from college Jacob joins us to discuss this fine feature film and what it means for humanity's future.
The audio quality is obviously not up to our usual standard; we slapped this one together pretty quickly and Jacob's mic is the shitty one we used in our first episode. Still, we figured some of you twisted folks would want to hear our unorganized thoughts anyway. Hope you enjoy!
Music used in this episode includes:
Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights
And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain