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Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
In today's episode, we've got a new recurring segment inspired by a listener, and Jess takes us to Australia for another pointless gander at some BIG. THINGS.
A lot of folks have been sending the things that make them smile, and we've tried to respond to you in kind. Keep 'em comin'! Also, we'd love it if you could share this show with someone who might like it.
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The one-for-one program is probably in its last week. What GAMES are ya'll diggin'?
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
A coooooookboooooook!
Alternate titles for today's episode include:
Assault on Precinct Saltine
Don't Gender My Cornchips
Fishloaf
Rachel's Dark Materials
Hotdogs in the Wind
A lot of folks have been sending the things that make them smile, and we've tried to respond to you in kind. Keep 'em comin'! Also, we'd love it if you could share this show with someone who might like it.
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What MUSIC is making you smile?! We still need to check out the new Fiona Apple, so no need to mention that one.
Wednesday Apr 15, 2020
Wednesday Apr 15, 2020
ALL HAIL THE GREAT DAVE CHILIIIIIIIIII'S!
For new listeners, all Chili's higher-ups are named Dave. There, now you know everything we know.
A lot of folks have been sending the things that make them smile, and we've tried to respond to you in kind. Keep 'em comin'! Also, we'd love it if you could share this show with someone who might like it.
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Actually, if ya'll have any obscure bad TV suggestions, we could use those. We got desperate and tried Property Virgins last night. We need help.
Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
In today's episode, we keep the comfort food a-comin'! You want bad discussions about classic films? You want good discussions about sloppy sandwiches? You want actual play Pathfinder narrated by Jonathan Frakes?
Well, we have the first two.
Hey, get in touch with us with the things that are making you happy! We're doing a one-for-one exchange. Like, if you send us a poem, we send you a poem. Or gif for gif. Game recommendation for game recommendation. That kind of thing. Or, send us a message anywhere requesting a dodo code in Animal Crossing! I'll make it happen.
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We're still a hard pass on Tiger King, but a hard yes on The Price is Right.
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
In today's episode, Jess uses her big brain to make isolation fun, and I follow the advice of our loyal Midwest Whisperer. When combined, you get an episode that is perhaps a little desperate, but hangin' in there.
Hey, get in touch with us with the things that are making you happy! We're doing a one-for-one exchange. Like, if you send us a poem, we send you a poem. Or gif for gif. Game recommendation for game recommendation. That kind of thing.
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Twitter: @CriticEveryone
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Just don't send us recommendations to watch Tiger King. We might when things are less wild IRL.
Sunday Mar 29, 2020
Sunday Mar 29, 2020
Hope ya'll are hangin' in there! The radio station that now hosts our podcast put out a general call for content, so we thought we would give it our best, FCC-friendly shot. We're not sure if it actually is 100% FCC friendly, or if they will want to air it, but we thought y'all could use some extra jokes regardless.
Take care friends, and we'll catch ya' next Wednesday.
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
Today's title works as both a possessive and a contraction.
Also, we want to make extra clear that this episode was recorded on March 15th, so the things we say about going to the grocery store are less than ideal now.
Hey, get in touch with us with the things that are making you happy! It won't be mentioned until our next episode, but we thought it would be nice to go one-for-one on nice things. Like, if you send us a poem, we send you a poem. Or gif for gif. Game recommendation for game recommendation. That kind of thing.
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Twitter: @CriticEveryone
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Y'all are the best.
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
When bbcgoodfood.com entered our lives, we thought we had met a new friend. A new source of joy and myrth. Instead, our bullheaded curiosity merely unleashed a godless anger upon the world, a restless hunger that never sleeps. bbcgoodfood.com, the sower of madness, come from aeon's past to reap the souls of the innocent.
Meanwhile, Jess brings some tight reviews for Amazon's many eggcessories!
If you've got friends, then they might like our show. Hard to say, but we'd love if you told 'em. Otherwise, send us any funny reviews you find in the wild, or simply say hello:
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Additional credit to Soularflaire for 108. Cue 1 - Haunting-Spooky-Emotive-guitars and bass (Still) (04:23)
I'm sure someone else came up with eggcessories before me, but I can guarantee that they lacked my particular panache this week.
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
This week, Jess informs us all that you can review local news networks on Yelp. I know, I know. Baffling. But it does invite all sorts of fun discussions about JG Wentworth and, apparently, breasts.
Meanwhile, I bring some reviews architecturally distinct McDonalds, and I still don't remember why I settled on that topic.
If you've got friends, then they might like our show. Hard to say, but we'd love if you told 'em. Otherwise, send us any funny reviews you find in the wild, or simply say hello:
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Turn the page; wash ye' hands. Turn the page; wash ye' hands.
Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
Podbean, our podcast hosting service, now suggests that I "Make a clear, concise name for my episode" in the title field of this submission page. Well, how's "Of Mario and Luigi," Podbean? Those jumpy little bros get referenced like once and never again, so is that clear? Concise?! how about you let me LIVE MY LIFE ONE TIME, PODBEAN!?
Our office has a bee infestation. It's been a trying week. But this episode is the funniest we've produced in a bit, so I really think y'all will like it!
If you've got friends, then they might like our show. Hard to say, but we'd love if you told 'em. Otherwise, send us any funny reviews you find in the wild, or simply say hello:
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Sometimes I think to myself "Who watches the Watchmen?" for no good reason. It's never relevant. It just kinda pops up, like an Abba song.