Episodes
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
Ep 140: The Game that Broke Johnny's Heart
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
In today's episode, we take a sip of the flattest of whites, and we learn about the phone game that ruined my life.
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Wednesday Apr 07, 2021
Ep 139: Tiny Hedgehog Banker
Wednesday Apr 07, 2021
Wednesday Apr 07, 2021
In today's episode, Jess brings reviews for the world's largest rotating globe. We quickly learn that when some folks look up, they see the stars. Others, the space between them, and nothing more.
We also learn that Garmin is still turning a profit, which is cool.
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Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Ep 138: Hot, Steamy Pizza
Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
In today's episode, Jess explores the seedy underground market of DIY tattoos. And by seedy underground, I mean you can just buy a tattoo gun on Amazon. Later, Toni gets a call from a very special friend.
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Wednesday Mar 24, 2021
Ep 137: Landscaper of Notre Dame
Wednesday Mar 24, 2021
Wednesday Mar 24, 2021
In today's show, Jess takes us back to the capital 'D' Denny's, and I say some very incendiary things about seminal and beloved rock opera The Wall.
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Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
Ep 136: Slippery Hot Dog Surface
Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
JUST TO BE CLEAR, we did do a theme song for today's Getting Hot with the Dogs, but I cut the whole thing because it was truly horrible to the human ear. GROWTH CAN STILL HAPPEN, PEOPLE.
Today's episode also features Potato Head and the wooden shoe-tying practice shoe SOME OF US had to use as children.
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Wednesday Mar 10, 2021
Ep 135: Not My Precious Currency!
Wednesday Mar 10, 2021
Wednesday Mar 10, 2021
In today's show, Jess explores Creationist museums in the UK, and we hear a post-apocalyptic love story every bit as good as Twilight.
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Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
Ep 134: Cats! The Genetic Opera
Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
Struggled with a title on this one. Something about DNA testing your cats (don't do that) and breastfeeding your baby in the Jordan's Furniture (do that).
That's right, this one's got the Jordan's Furniture complex of Reading, MA. A place that some of our listeners, we've recently learned, know all too well.
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Wednesday Feb 24, 2021
Ep 133: Beauty and the Applebeast
Wednesday Feb 24, 2021
Wednesday Feb 24, 2021
Well folks, when I realized today's episode was 7 minutes too long, I took another pass through the audio. Trimmed the pauses. Clipped the follow-ups. Made the episode super late for our east coast friends. Aaaand now it's 6:30 too long. You're welcome!
This one's about Applebees and the US economy.
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Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
Ep 132: Meatloaf's Porn Name
Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
Hello to our newest of new listeners! On today's show, we explore the AllRecipes gender binary, we read thirsty reviews for Chicken Run, and we bury AllRecipes in the *fucking ground*.
Also, this episode was uploaded from my phone. We're lucky to have power, and we hope y'all are hangin' in there.
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Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Ep 131: Stiff as an Aged Cheddar
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
This one's about cleaning gak, quick-ship mattresses, and keyboards you can eat your dinner off of.
I also make many unfortunate jokes about Dorito crumbs and ... worse things.
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