Episodes
Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
Ep 150: A Squeeze and Stir Situation
Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
This episode was recorded under extreme duress.
Freon! Turn it on once and live forever.
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Good luck in the heat folks. We all gonna float on okay, as they say.
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Ep 149: Pineapple When It's *Most* Fertile
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Y'know, for when you're trying to have one.
In today's show, Jess celebrates every scholar with beer that tastes like "overripe peach nectar" and "wet wheat bread." Meanwhile, we take a trip to the only town named Peabody that has a pronunciation guide on Wikipedia.
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See y'all next Wednesday!
Wednesday Jun 09, 2021
Ep 148: Stephen Sondheim's The Mummy (1999)
Wednesday Jun 09, 2021
Wednesday Jun 09, 2021
You know what, sometimes we ARE a movie reviews podcast.
And yes I know and no don't @ me.
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See y'all next Wednesday!
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Ep 147: Loose Security Nipple
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
In which Jess brings reviews the Amazon's easiest to lose product, and I bring reviews for Liquid Death.
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We're moving this weekend, yet you're getting another episode next Wednesday? Wild.
Wednesday May 26, 2021
Ep 146: Whoooom!
Wednesday May 26, 2021
Wednesday May 26, 2021
Hi! Today's episode was recorded in a birdhouse.
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We're moving in two weeks. The fact that y'all aren't going to miss an episode is fucking legendary.
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Ep 145: Sugar We're Goin' Down Sporkin'
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Tonight, a grapefruit eater tries to get into heaven, yelpers review the DC metro, and thousands of theater kids remember sporks.
And at less than an hour long, we all have time to remember sporks.
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."
Wednesday May 12, 2021
Ep 144: Doing Actual Real Ecstasy
Wednesday May 12, 2021
Wednesday May 12, 2021
TONIGHT: We test Jess' ability to turn down cigarettes, read reviews about whole cities, and rebrand a very old segment.
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."
Wednesday May 05, 2021
Ep 143: Many Metaphors for WWII
Wednesday May 05, 2021
Wednesday May 05, 2021
In today's Oscars-themed episode, we've got reviews for trash bags AND a trash can. We also have the HOTTEST of takes on McDonald's in the UK.
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Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Ep 142: Too Burrito to Fail
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
In today's episode, Jess brings delusional reviews for Ferrero Roche, and I bring a seminal, show-defining segment about Chipotle's numerous plagues.
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Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Ep 141: Ken Burns Has My Family!
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Alternative titles for today's episode include:
- Yoga Bones
- Stretching to Joy Division
- The Case of the Wandering Toothbrush
- A Tale of Two Pinkberries
- It's Not Defamation if You Have 400 Listeners
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