Episodes
Wednesday Aug 16, 2023
ep 260 An Announcement
Wednesday Aug 16, 2023
Wednesday Aug 16, 2023
Thank you so much for every listen throughout the years. Change isn't easy. We love all of you and have loved every moment of making this silly, wonderful, obnoxious show.
Every time you read a funny review in the wild, hear an out of context kazoo, or find yourself laughing at the inevitable heat death of the universe, let it remind you of us.
Take care of each other, make each other laugh.
J and J
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
Ep 259: Thank You for Yawning
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
In today's episode, a cohost yawns at her cohost, a boy kicks a cow too hard, and Barbie goes mutton busting.
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Hello world!
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Ep 258: Their 12th Favorite Film
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Ecclesiastical!
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Hello world!
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Ep 257: The Cheez Whiz Was Expired
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
We didn't realize until after we stopped recording that the Cheez Whiz eaten in today's program was two weeks past its sell-by date. I bought it at a Kroger, and like, yeah sell-by dates are kind of dumb sometimes, but like, what? How?
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Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Ep 256: We Have King’s Hawaiian Money
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
I know the title is supposed to be "Skating for Christ." But that isn't my new favorite phrase ever, so, what can you do.
Today's show also features a grim look at airport Starbucks by someone who's connecting flight is definitely impossible.
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Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Ep 255: Carol Time.
Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
In today's show we piss, cuss, steal, and win (everybody's doing it).
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Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Ep 254: Milk Theft! Milk Theft!
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Today's episode is sponsored by the Steak & Milk diet! Eat like Daniel Plainview, die like Daniel Plainview.
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(It's so big I have to import it to Spotify manually, and I don't)
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Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Ep 253: Small Quantities of Asbestos
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
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I'm desperate to own an Ovilus 3, if anyone is selling.
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
Ep 252: A Revolving Door for Women
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
This one is about the horrors of 8th grade, 7th grade, and Fort Lauderdale. Thank my lucky stars I've only experienced two of them.
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https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9
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Wednesday Jun 07, 2023
Ep 251: A Bed/Cracker Situation
Wednesday Jun 07, 2023
Wednesday Jun 07, 2023
On an all new EAC, alliances will be broken, showmances will be shattered, and one contestant's life will change forever.
We also talk about the Applebee's in San Francisco.
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https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9
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Boo!